name.wav
Matt: "Okay ladies, now, what we need is your name, your phone number, your
address and a picture. Please, do not forget the picture."
song.wav
Matt: "Oh Susannah wept, don't you cry for me, 'cause I come from Alabama with
a banjo on my knee. I do not know the rest of the words to the song. I think I'll make
them up. Gonna go into my place and wake my best friend up."
pepsi.wav
Matt: "What can I get for you?"
Man: "Well, I'm kinda thirsty. I wonder if you've got something to drink."
Matt: "Kinda thirsty, I tell you when I'm thirsty, I go out and I get myself
a Pepsi Cola."
Man: "Wow! A Pepsi Cola!"
Matt: "Yeah, you know it's the choice of a new generation."
crunch.wav
Man: "I'm a little hungry too."
Matt: "Kinda hungry, I tell you, well, when I get a little hungry, I go
out, I pick myself up a Nestle's Crunch bar. Yeah, it scrunches when it crunches."
beer.wav
Man: "I'm also so dry."
Matt: "You're dry? You're parched? Parched, yeah, you need a beer, huh?"
Man: "I could use a beer."
Matt: "How about a Moose Head?"
Man: "A Moose Head!"
Matt: "A Moose Head."
Man: "From the north."
Matt: "From the north, huh? Or....a Fosters."
Man: "Fosters! From the south."
Matt: "Down under, huh? G'day, mate!"
tomatoes.wav
Chad: "Tomatoes? No, I've never seen a tomato in my life."
Matt: "Come on, Officer, tomatoes are illegal. We wouldn't know anything about
anything illegal, right Chad?"
Chad: "Shut up, Matt."
believe.wav
Chad: "I can't believe she's a....tomato!"
Matt: "Boy, I'll say she's a tomato, she's got the best set of...."
Chad: "Knock it off, will you?! I mean she's *really* a tomato."
Matt: "That was the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do."