panties.wav
Jack: "Hey, it's me! Just wanna know if you're wearing
panties....what
color are they?"
choc.wav
Jack: "Now just because the frosting is my specialty doesn't mean that I can't do
more. I have many layers to me and they're not all vanilla either. I have chocolate in me.
I have a deep, dark chocolate."
maggie.wav
Jack: "Maggie, when you grow up and you are incredibly beautiful and intelligent
and possess a certain sweetness that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy,
can you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard who comes your way just because
you can? Can you just not do that?"
Maggie: "Okay, daddy."
knight.wav
Jack: "You're asking me for help?"
Melanie: "It would appear that way, wouldn't it?"
Jack: "I'll agree if you say, 'Jack, please be my knight in shining armor.'"
Melanie: "Jack, don't be a shit head, go rescue our kids."
Jack: "This is hard for you, isn't it?"
name.wav
Melanie: "Thanks again, Jack."
Jack: "You're welcome...."
Melanie: "I realise it's difficult, what with er, Celia, Kristin, Elaine...."
Jack: "I know your name, Mel."
kiss.wav
Jack: "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
Melanie: "You're not gonna kiss me right now."
Jack: "What would you do if I did?"
Melanie: "Do you wanna kiss me right now?"
Jack: "I wouldn't have mentioned it if I didn't."
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