animals.wav
(Re: remaining employed throughout the eighties)
George: "Well, I had pictures of the network executives with farm animals....that
seemed to really help....I advise that, by the way. Get that and you'll....you'll be on
the air for a long time....erm, ugly farm animals 'cause you know...."
Barry: "Of course....the pretty ones have gone."
George: "Exactly! All the studio executives have them....erm....(laughs)"
George: "The funny thing is that there's this kind of a snobbery of actors, you know. There's the theater actors look down on the film actors and the film actors look down on the TV actors and the TV actors look down on....mass murderers or something, I'm not quite sure what it is."
Barry: "And as you once said, I think, you do have great TV hair, which is...."
George: "You have to have....as do you, I think, and I'm...."
Barry: "Oh, you're kind."
George: "No, really."
Barry: "Obviously not as nice as yours."
George: "No, yours is very nice."
Barry: "You didn't really know her but you had dated her sister."
George: "Yeah, I dated DeDee."
Barry: "So, I mean, snogging with Pheiffer's wasn't...."
George: "Sure, I'd, I'd known the snogs....known the snogs! Is that right? Yes, I'd known the Pheiffer's for quite some time....and thanks for bringing that up."
Barry: "Oh, well, it's all right."
George: "Sure, it's okay."
George: "Yes, she did give me a little advice about the trap door but I put it in the wrong place 'cause I put it where she told me to put it."
Barry: "So, it still took you hours to go to the loo."
George: "Exactly. It was horrible. Tremendously uncomfortable. I had a zipper on the side! That did me no good."
Barry: "Unless you're bragging."
George: "I don't wanna brag!"
George: "Now, when you're a television star, you're in those people's homes everyday and they can make you talk or not talk and you're smaller than they are and they feel as if they watch you in their housecoats and they feel as if they know you personally. And so when they run into you, they're like, 'Hey, George! How ya doing?' and they're pissed off that you don't remember them and you're like, 'Hey, how's it going....errrrr....Joe?'"
