February 28, 2000
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takehim.wav (105KB)
Donna: "But if you were all to have a bit of a punch-up who would win? Between you, Mark and Ice Cube?"
George: "Oh, I thought you meant, 'cause the director's a little guy, I could take him."
Donna: "Oh, you can take the director."
jerk.wav (161KB)
Donna: "Do you go to any lengths to maintain your looks?"
George: "See, now there's no way to answer that question without sounding like a jerk."
Donna: "No, come on, come on."
George: "It's like 'How long have you been beating your wife?'....errrrrr! Any way I answer I'm an ass."
kisser.wav (380KB)
Donna: "Alright, next up we've got Julianna Margulies."
George: "It's hard for you to say, isn't it?"
Donna: "Yes, Julianna Mar- Especially at this time in the morning."
George: "Well, I've kissed her probably more than anybody....I mean more than anybody ever....except for a couple...."
Donna: "So, what do you think?"
George: "You wanna wrap up and I'm gonna take a long time. See, I'll take a long time while I answer it."
Donna: "I won't if you tell me who kisses the best."
George: "She's a really good kisser [slowly]. Um, I'm not gonna pick one."
Donna: "You can't pick one?"
George: "Well, yeah, but everybody gives that answer, right? That they don't pick....right? So I'll just pick one. Let's say, let's say
Julianna's the best kisser."
Donna: "Okay."
George: "See, I picked somebody."
Donna: "Okay."
George: "Now that's gonna get in the paper, isn't it?"
pig.wav (300KB)
George: "A Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. But they're not miniature, you know when you first get 'em everybody says, 'It's a miniature pig.' He's
like a hog. He couldn't fit on your bed."
Donna: "Really? Oh, well, you never know, that could be an item in
next week's show."
George: "Oh, yeah, he could be part of The Big Breakfast."
Donna: "Yeah....oh, don't. Anyway, listen George...."
George: "Put an apple in his mouth...."
Donna: "I have to say it's been a pleasure having you in this morning. Thank you so much."
George: "Thank you for having me in your bed."
Donna: "Thank you. Can I just make so many women jealous, please can I have a kiss?"
George: "Yes, of course, are you kidding?"