July 9, 1999
Three Kings website: http://www.three-kings.com
Transcript (thank you Abby!) and WAV sounds below
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Intro sound
George: Now, we're in a desert storm uniform. And,
uh, it's with Mark Whalberg and Ice Cube so I may be taking up rap now.
Sunshine
George: Going fast, leave the safeties on. Hit them with the blinding power of American
sunshine!
AH: G.I. George! George Clooney's traded in his ER scrubs for army greens. As > he,
Mark Whalberg, and Ice Cube reek havoc in the desert in the military comedy/action
adventure "Three Kings".
Guy #1: (Playing with Night Vision goggles in the middle of the day) This thing is tricky,
Sergeant.
George: Get out of my way.
AH: A true smorgasboard. This wacky adventure goes something like this. Clooney, Whalberg,
and Ice Cube play three American soldiers who find a > treasure map at the end of the
Gulf War. They go off in search of hidden gold. Eventually, they become modern-day
Robin Hoods in the
foreign land.
Lady #1: Please help us now. Don't leave.
Whalberg: Let's just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold, right?
Ice Cube: We can help these people first then we'll be on our way.
Go
Man #2: (Salutes George) You go now, please.
George: I don't think so.
Ice Cube: All we had to do was help them! It was less than a hundred feet!
America
George: God bless America and God bless a free Iraq!
(People cheering)